salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

subjecting:

I want to lean and lie on someone’s chest while we cuddle all night long. Can this please happen.

jesuschristvevo:

1 time this girl in my math class said yoloed like yolo as a verb in the past tense